"How Do I Craft?"

   A few years ago, George Thorogood did a version of an old Bo Diddley song called "Who Do You Love."  Here's a different version of the song. This is about a guy who wants to learn to do crafts, but isn't very good at it. Maybe George will sing this one day, if he ever learns to sew. Here's the Thorogood version, just to remind you.

I sewed plastic lace on a key chain,
Put a square-beaded bracelet on my door frame,
Glued zipper pulls to the sink drain
on the pink doll house down the lane.

I got a brand new canvas needle, vinyl weave,
But I don't know what to do 
with my worsted yarn, please mend my heart
I'll come on home to you.

How do I craft?
How do I craft?
How do I craft?
How do I craft?

I got a Kleenex box with an outboard motor
Magnets on my helicopter rotor.

How do I craft?
How do I craft?
How do I craft?
How do I craft?

I transformed my tissue box
Learning crafts from Lisa Cox.

How do I craft?
How do I craft?
How do I craft?
How do I craft?

Lisa put bread in my toaster
Showed me how to knit a coaster.

How do I craft?